Welcome to the gridiron — the digital fantasy gridiron, that is. And, for those of us who often end up at the bottom of our league, the fun is in the naming of our fantasy football teams. So even though, yeah, you've sunk that $25 into buying into the league, at the very least, you can enjoy your time during the season.
And if you're the champ of your league, why not give yourself a name that asserts yourself from the very start? If you can't be the best, have the best fantasy football name.
Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
If you can't laugh at yourself, your friends in your fantasy football league will sure do it for you. Beat 'em to the punchline if you can't beat them to the top.
- The Couch Potatoes
- The Snack Attack
- The Chicken Wing Warriors
- Burrito Bowl Squad
- Baby Got Sacked
- Running Back to the Couch
- Give Them the Old Razzle Dazzle
- Pink Panthers
- Raiders of the Lost Touchdown
- Remember the Titans
- The 1993 Super Bowl Haunts Me
- Music City Miracles
- No Folding Table is Safe
- Circle the Wagons
- The Haily Mary's
- Kicking No Habits
- Number One Draft Pick
- The Huddle is Real
- The Good, The Bad, The Worst
- I'm Doing This For the Beer
- Sunday at the Office
- Dad's Doing Touchdown Dances
- Chuckle Squad
- These Are My Clowns, This Is My Circus
- Waive Wire Warrior
- Show Me the Money
- Armchair Quarterback
- No Punt Intended
Alliterative Fantasy Football Names
These names roll right off the tongue, which is great, because you're too busy rolling a few four-letter-words off your tongue when your QB gets sacked yet again.
- The Dancing Dummies
- The Misfit Mavericks
- The Llama Linemen
- The Caffeine Crushers
- The Confused Quarterbacks
- The Fluffy Footballers
- The Nacho Ninjas
- The Gummy Goalposts
- The Quirky Quarterbacks
- The Funky Field Goals
- The Giggle Giants
- The Whimsical Warriors
- Bumbling Blockers
- The Pajama Panthers
- The Unicorn United
- The Whacky Wildcats
- The Clownish Chargers
- The Jokester Jaguars
- The Peculiar Punters
- The Jester Jets
- The Chucklehead Chiefs
- The Banana Blitzers
Funny NFL Team and Player-Inspired Fantasy Football Names
Give a nod to the retired football players you once drafted, loathed, or loved, and a hat tip to the players still out there sweating on the field while you're an armchair quarterback.
- Make America Gronk Again
- The Real Slim Brady
- Dude Looks Like a Brady
- Pitts and Giggles
- Brees Knees
- It's a Hard Gronk Life
- Allen in the Family
- Hanging With Mahomies
- San Francisco 4th and Niners
- Chief of Cake
- The Three Buccaners
- Buffalo Billing Lucky
- Billievers
- Champa Bay
- Dolla Dolla Bills
- Steel Traps
- Darth Raiders
- Burrowed Time
- Sherlock Mahomes
- Flacco Seagulls
- Resting Manning Face
Drafting a Good Fantasy Football Team Name
As important as draft night is the name you put to your fantasy football team. You may not have the best draft picks, but you're sure going to have the best fantasy football team name. So when the time comes for that coin flip, you can grab your snacks, settle in on the couch, and cheer on the one and only Wire Waiver Winner squad.
