Birthdays aren't meant to be serious, and neither are birthday cake messages. Stand out from the "Happy Birthdays" of the world with one of these funny birthday cake messages. Whether your birthday pal loves a cake-related pun or gets the giggles over a silly saying, we have the fun cake quotes they won't soon forget.
Fun Birthday Cake Puns That Are Short and Sweet
There's not a lot of real estate on a small birthday cake. Celebrate the birthday babes in your life with a fun birthday cake message that's short and sweet.
- Batter up!
- Cake and bake.
- Cake out loud.
- Fondant me not.
- Will age for cake.
- Candle with care.
- Bake to the future.
- Birthday bakefest.
- Unleash the caken.
- Celebrate with cake.
- Birthday decadence.
- Birthday indulgence.
- Celebrate with sugar.
- Best Birthday Wishes.
- Seize the birthDAY cake.
- This is one sweet surprise.
Funny Birthday Cake Messages That'll Make You LOL
Birthdays are supposed to be full of laughter. From corny to cute, these chuckle-worthy birthday cake messages are sure to inspire some LOLs.
- Have a batter-y birthday.
- This birthday party blows.
- Treat yourself on your birthday!
- Birthdays are a license to cake.
- The corner pieces are all yours.
- No cutting corners on your birthday.
- Birthdays are for baking new ground.
- Birthdays are icing on the cake of life.
- Making birthday magic, one cake at a time.
- To frost or not to frost? That is the question.
- Skip the balloons and head straight to the cake.
- I scream, you scream, we'll all scream for frosting.
- All I got you was a cake, but it's batter than nothing!
- Birthdays are made for goods that are baked and frosted.
- Birthday cakes are too pretty to eat — so enjoy this ugly one instead.
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Another Year of Fun
From delicious birthday cake wordplay to sarcastic remarks befitting the dryest humor, these birthday cake messages are ones the birthday babe won't be able to forget.
- Have a jam-packed birthday.
- May your birthday be fully baked.
- Have a sheet cake kind of birthday.
- May your birthday be fully present.
- May your birthday be multi-layered.
- Have a buttercream dream of a birthday.
- They who bake the cake gets to lick the bowl.
- Happy Birthday! May this year be a cakewalk.
- May your birthday be icing on the cake of life.
- May the layers of this cake add joy to your birthday.
- May your birthday be filled with fondant and games.
- May your birthday be as amazing as this cake is ugly.
- May your birthday be as great as the taste of your cake.
- Happy Birthday! Thank god you'll stop talking about it.
- Happy Birthday! Here's to many more years of making mistakes.
- May your birthday be as rich and decadent as the icing on this cake.
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Belly-Busting Birthday Cake Messages for Your Besties
Humor is a vital ingredient when baking a friend's birthday cake. From lighthearted sayings to good-natured NSFW jokes, we've got a ton of fun options to try.
- Enjoy your birthday bake.
- Tonight we party, but first cake.
- Take a cakewalk on the wild side.
- Pastry posse say Happy Birthday!
- All baked up with everywhere to go.
- Happy Birthday from your cake posse.
- Let the birthday shenanigans commence.
- May your birthday be as sweet as this cake.
- What kind of wine goes with birthday cake?
- Does this birthday cake make you feel festive?
- It's a good thing I have a license to bake. Cheers!
- It's all fun and games 'til somebody decides to bake.
- Have a little cake, drink a little wine, fondant tonight.
- Let's have some good, clean, fondant for your birthday.
- Sorry your birthday cake is small. I ate most of the batter.
- Did we miss happy hour? That's okay; it's time for sugar and flour.
- Blowing out this birthday cake will come easy after all those years of practice.
Funny Birthday Cake Messages About Getting Older
What do bathroom humor and birthday humor have in common — there's always an age angle. Surprise your older loved ones with a birthday cake message that pokes fun at getting older.
- Age cakefully.
- Aging is a piece of cake.
- You'll never outgrow cake.
- You're never too old for cake.
- Ah, the cakes and pains of old age.
- Another year, another birthday cake.
- The older you get the better cake tastes.
- May you age like wine and not like cake.
- Age is just a number, but cake is dessert.
- Today's your birthday, in case you forgot.
- Time to add another tier to the birthday cake.
- This cake might not be a relic, but you sure are.
- No candles were harmed in the baking of this cake.
- 70 birthday cakes later and you've never looked better.
- I've lost count. How many birthday cakes is this for you?
- Hope you enjoy this cake that's younger than you'll ever be.
- Getting older comes with aches, pains, and - of course - cake!
- Birthday Blessing #1 — You're never too old for birthday cake.
- Those old bones might ache, but you can still eat birthday cake!
Silly Birthday Cake Messages for Your Siblings
Whether your siblings are turning 90 or 19, there's no one they'd rather (or rather not) spend it with than you! Take the mickey out of them on their special day with a huge helping of humble pie...or cake, in this case.
- Batter up for your birthday.
- A sweet treat for my sweet sister.
- I got to lick the bowl clean this time.
- Of course, you had to get the best cake.
- To the oldest sibling goes the largest cake.
- Don't make me eat all of your birthday cake.
- Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite accident.
- Baking is no bother for the world's best brother.
- On the anniversary of your birth, let's get caked.
- It might be your birthday, but I got the first slice.
- We all know you have the best birthdate in the family.
- Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family.
- It's time for the annual family icing binge in your honor.
- Happy Birthday! It pays to have an older sibling like me.
- Happy Birthday to our parents' second-favorite offspring.
Fun Birthday Cake Messages for Your Partner in Crime
Marrying your best friend has its perks, including sharing a sense of humor. Give your partner in crime the giggles with these silly and sweet birthday cake messages.
- Cake, cake baby.
- Frosted with love.
- I'll never bake your heart.
- I love you more than cake.
- I love you more than icing.
- Happy Birthday, babycakes!
- Birthday love is batter-filled.
- There's no love like cake love.
- Frost me like it's your birthday.
- Nothing holds a candle to cake.
- Come on baby, light my candles.
- Birthday sweets for my sweetie.
- Unlike cake, you'll never get stale.
- Do you still love me more than cake?
- Birthdays bake the heart grow fonder.
- Sprinkling some extra love on your special day.
- Happy Birthday! Don't worry, I didn't bake the cake.
Funny Birthday Cake Message Ideas for Your Coworkers
Nothing brings an office together quite like a birthday cake. Bring light and levity to the workweek with one of these funny birthday cake messages that has the HR stamp of approval.
- Will break for cake.
- Will co-work for cake.
- You deserve a cake today.
- This cake is unbreakable.
- This cake was a team effort.
- Enjoy a bit of birthday synergy.
- This office was made for caking.
- Break time? More like cake time.
- Take a break for some birthday cake.
- Cake time is the best kind of overtime.
- Today, you're the boss of birthday cake.
- A birthday for you, a sweet treat for the team.
- It's time for a break. Here's your birthday cake.
- Celebrate your birthday. That's an order. — The Boss
- All work and no fondant would make for a boring birthday.
Birthday Cakes Are a Blank Slate
Birthday cakes are the perfect blank slates. Think about whose birthday it is and what kind of humor gets them going. Maybe it's a birthday pun or perhaps they prefer something a little naughtier. Gift them a birthday they'll never forget with a memorable birthday cake message.
